Let's bolt down the tables!! Its all about New Jersey!

Its blog #2! Here we go! 

I love that we started all nice with a family activity like carving pumpkins... and then we start right in on the  family christening. What a blow up! And we have to discuss this all in front of the kids? And another Posh fashion show? One wasn't enough? Ok...

Teresa puts Carolyn in her place? As far as we know Caroline doesn't have any out blown family drama. Maybe Teresa should take a lesson from Caroline...?  We all have our family drama, but these people take it to a whole new, untouched, level. 

I love how people take responsibility for themselves. I always try to admit when I am wrong and out of line, and apologize for my behavior.  I also try not to egg people on; I don't want the drama.  It seems to me, Melissa just egged on the fight that happened at her son's christening.  She just couldn't be classy and say, "thank you" when Teresa said, "congratulations" at the party?  We couldn't rise above the drama and be the bigger person?  I guess it's just easier to be bitchy.  ... Or admit that our husband was drunk off his butt and exploded?  No.  Let's have a blown-out-fist-throwing fight!!!  

Its time for the Posh fashion show again, why?  I love how Kim G and Kim whatever her name is, climbs their way back into the show.  They just want the fame, lets be honest... They just want to ride the coattails of someone, and it really doesn't matter who it is.  One of the Kim's has to get into something thats not her business, and ask fifty questions.  Just go home.  And stay home. 

I honestly think the Countess should send each housewife (from any and every city) a copy of her book. Maybe they could all learn something!!!

Tick, tick, tick, here it comes! Kathy maybe Teresa and Melissa's family, but she may want to stay out of the family drama thats going on between the two of them.  I don't like when people get in between my sister and I, it only adds fuel to the fire when they do, so Kathy be quiet, you will be better off in the long run.  Did anyone notice Kim -- A, B, C, D, who cares -- when Caroline was speaking with Kathy and Melissa?  She has to be right there!  In the middle of it all!

I went to school in NYC and saw the fashion shows that took place in Bryant Park... it makes me laugh out loud when I see peoples' version of a fashion show.  It's just comical!  I have never seen anything more ridiculous in my life....  I honestly wonder how many dresses she sold, or how much business she drummed up from that fashion show?!?!  I would just have wanted to be there to see what happened!  I mean, let's be honest with ourselves!!!  Last year there was hair pulling and police!  Who wouldn't want to see, in person, what happened instead of hearing it around town!!  I would want a front row seat!

It was another thrilling night, state side, but this Thursday night we go abroad!  To Morocco with the crazy ladies of NYC!!  Till then, cheers!!  

Blog One! Its a night in the OC!

Oh my gosh! This is my first blog! Ever! My wonderful sister has encouraged me to do so... let's see how it goes!

Let's start with these OC housewives... I am bored. Calling Bravo executives!! Cancel these ladies! Its over and tired. Vicki's marriage is over... hasn't it been for awhile? I feel a small amount of sympathy for Vicki because she is the last remaining original housewife, and reminds us what the show was originally supposed to be. All the other original ladies were smart enough to leave earlier. These new ladies don't flip my skirt. Gretchen won't let anything go and Alexis... there aren't any nice words. Gretchen played the victim again and defended her actions about Vicki going to the hospital on the day of Alexis's sad sad sad fashion show on tonight's Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen. She kept going on and on about how we didn't see the whole scene and whatever, but as my sister mentioned, "wouldn't it just look a bit better for her and the other ladies to be like: 'poor Vicki!'" I understand it is supposed to be a "reality show," but does that mean we have to forget our manners?  I think Gretchen should have saved her thoughts about the whole thing for her one-on-one interview instead of the event. I love how Gretchen says it should be all about Alexis because its her day and "fashion show" yet her mouth won't shut up about Vicki. Or kept her opinions about the clothes to herself? Way to be supportive!! 

I don't know about all of you, but when I want to have a serious conversation with a friend, I go to a crowded loud restaurant... I think Vicki's conversation with Tamara should have happened in a more private, quiet space. There's no one ever at Vicki's house including Vicki, so why didn't they go there? Then she could have cried and broke down in private. Maybe I am just to much of a WASP, but I prefer to cry and breakdown in the privacy of my own home; away from ears and judgement eyes. From the outside looking in, Vicki and Don are responsible for the breakdown of their marriage. And I wouldn't be surprised that in the beginning Vicki really did want a business partner more than a husband so that she could get the life that she wanted. I think she would be better off with a stay at home husband, one that doesn't work and can just follow her around. You can obviously see that Vicki's emotions are real and are probably the realest thing to these Real Housewives of OC. 

Alexis saying she has great taste makes me literally laugh out loud. I mean... stop. Just stop. Who ever keeps giving these people platforms to do these extra curricular activities needs to stop. I don't think my ears can take much more! And I loved how on tonight's Watch What Happens Live they have been promoting for a week about how Gretchen was supposed to sing her new single... that didn't exactly work out, something about the rights to the song... And there seemed to be a little conflict about who owned the rights to this "song." I guess we will have to tune into the after show to hear what thats all about. On a positive note! Alexis did admit that her "fashion show" was a flop!! Thats the smartest thing I have ever heard her say! 

 Is Alexis trying to be a Jessica Simpson copy cat? With all her mix ups with food and not really knowing what couture is, it is a chicken of the sea moment all over again. 

Well with three Real Housewives cities going on at once there are lots to talk about at the water cooler! Next will be New Jersey... and haven't they gotten more interesting?!?! I love how they thought that getting rid of Danielle they would somehow be drama free... all they have now is a different kind of drama... family drama! 

I hope everyone enjoyed my first blog and I am looking forward to writing more!! Cheers!!